Cat in a Polygon

I like this modern-looking polygonal house made from paulownia wood but I know that my own cats would just laugh at it and look for a more inconvenient place to sleep their day away. Don’t let my cats lack of style put you off.

SteamPunk Cat Mask

Guaranteed to make you stand out in a crowd, or where ever you might be. As one reviewer said ” The mask is very well made, looks even better in person, and the colors of the lens inserts do not obstruct my vision. 11/10″ So cool I’d even wear it out.

Cats working at heights

Cats love being at the highest point of the room, not only because that’s where it’s usually the warmest, but also so they can also monitor our behaviour and plot our demise. Screw one of these sets to the wall and your cats will be kept busy and amused for hours. Plus they might even be a little grateful you gave them something that’s actually useful?……….as if!

4-Gang Raised Cat Feeder

If you have several cats then you will known what a pain they can be to feed. This 4-gang cat feeder holds the dishes so they don’t move about, and raises them for elderly cats. Comes with bowls and ships assembled and ready to go. Convenient and stylish.

Immortalise your Owner

Have you thought about having your cat painted, or perhaps having someone else’s painted as a gift? Be prepared to wait a week or so for the genius to occur. This artist claims he is the only artist on Etsy who actually hand paints with oil, and doesn’t merely send you a photo copied onto canvas.

Fluffy Butt Plug

Step things with your catlover partner with a set of cat ears and long fluffy tail butt plug. This “cat in the sack” set is sure to amp things up for a little while, and comes with a set of three plug sizes for the ….ahem…..fit.

Luxury Italian Cat Bed

Pamper your cat with this Italian designed and made cat bed. No animals were harmed in the construction of this designer bed made from non-toxic methacrylate, machine washable cushion pillow with high strength cotton blend. They thought of everything.

Automatic Cat Poop Cleaner

Never have to worry about cleaning litter trays again: this automated poop cleaner does everything for you. Once kitty does her business, press the button and it’s removed into a tray, dried, sanitised and wrapped for you to take away at your leisure. Whatever will they think of next?

Give your cat some bling

Pamper your cat for its birthday with this stylish cat collar made from incredibly soft Japanese Ultrasuede®, the holy grail of washable, wearable materials that will withstand the test of time without fading or tearing. Stain resistant and machine washable, each collar is encrusted with three rows of beautiful Swarovski® crystals.

“Going” in Style

Why let your cat “go” in the corner of the laundry in one of those horrible plastic potties that sprays litter everywhere when he can go in style and privacy without leaving your presence. This country-style outhouse looks great indoors and is perfect to keep the doings out of sight!