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Prop your phone up properly

Cat phone propper upperers
One of the most irritating things is when you don’t have anything to hold your mobile phone up with while you are face-talking. No more problem, these cute cats will do the heavy lifting for you. Just lick and stick the sucker on and Bob’s your uncle.

BlingOSaurus

Plastic and rhinestone cat skeleton
Where Goth and Rhinestones Meet! This spooky Cat BlingOSaurus is made from plastic and rhinestones and measures 8 inches high by 20.5 inches length by 6 inches wide. It could just be the perfect gift for the cat lover with everything.

SteamPunk Cat Mask

Steampunk cat mask
Guaranteed to make you stand out in a crowd, or where ever you might be. As one reviewer said ” The mask is very well made, looks even better in person, and the colors of the lens inserts do not obstruct my vision. 11/10″ So cool I’d even wear it out.

Fluffy Butt Plug

Step things with your catlover partner with a set of cat ears and long fluffy tail butt plug. This “cat in the sack” set is sure to amp things up for a little while, and comes with a set of three plug sizes for the ….ahem…..fit.

Cat in a Bottle

Cat with its head in a wine bottle
The perfect gift for the cat lover who likes a tipple, guaranteeing this fun bottle stopper will not sit in the drawer getting manky. Unless of course your cat lover friend never likes to see a bottle put away with wine still in it.

Cat Butt Coloring In Book

Cat Butt Coloring Book
A perfect gift for your most unfavorite relative’s young child’s birthday. They will surely love you as you encourage the creativity in their offspring. Truly you are doing them a favor, and the child too, as you appeal to the potty humor so common in the young.

How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety

Life is tough for your cat these days. There’s cars to dodge, and cat-haters to avoid. Now we also must tell them the dangers of playing with guns. Written in a simple Q&A format, this book “How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety” answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”